BURSTWICK LABS (HEDON) reports: “Swifty is a rare rabbit dog with white and fluffy fur, who has escaped his enclosure at the lab and may be hiding on the trails around Hedon.
“Swifty was created as a result of being bitten by another victim of the rare condition of Lycan Leporidae. It will be difficult to see him during the daytime because he is shy, however, we ask that those who hear him howling at the moon on an evening contact us.
“He will avoid people but may be tempted by carrots, but please do not feed him by hand because he is also fond of fingers.
“We are extremely keen to get Swifty back and a significant reward will be offered for information leading to his recapture. Contact Burstwick Labs to report sightings.”
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Ha ha, good try!