MERRY CHRISTMAS 2014 to all our readers! And on this special day we ask, “What kind of Christmas will you be having today?” Hedon poet David Thompson reminds us of some options!
Christmas Day By David Thompson
A woken up at six Christmas Day,
A made in China Christmas Day,
A batteries not included Christmas Day,
A picking up of mother Christmas Day,
A slaving in the kitchen Christmas Day
A turkey and stuffing Christmas Day,
A Christmas Cracker Christmas Day,
A silly paper hat Christmas Day,
A snoozing in the chair Christmas Day,
A playing with the boxes Christmas Day,
A Bond repeat Christmas Day,
A mega washing up Christmas Day,
A sales adverts Christmas Day,
A never again Christmas Day,
A “Christ is born” Christmas Day?
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